Hey, Parents. Good News! The Government Finally Acknowledges You’re Stressed To The Motherfucking Gills.

U.S. Surgeon General Dr. Vivek Murthy issued 36-page advisory warning that the extreme stress of being a parent is a public health concern.

Yeah… well… NO FUCKING SHIT!

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The advisory references a 2023 study on parental burnout from 2023. Murthy went on to say, “Parents who feel pushed to the brink deserve more than platitudes. They need tangible support.”

CNN reports “The advisory calls for a national paid family and medical leave program and paid sick time for all workers and bolstered support for child care financial assistance, universal preschool and programs such as Head Start.”

All of that is awesome. Of course, advisories simply bring awareness to an issue. They don’t actually make any of the important things happen. So, enjoy your stress for a while longer, I guess.

May the path you walk be full of rakes.

Some of you are longtime Tumblr users who watched Boone grow up.

Some of you are metalcore fans.

Some are both.

This video of Boone’s band, The Infinity Project, from a recent gig in Ventura will be fun for any and all of you. (Boone’s the guitarist with purple hair. And at 15yo, he’s the oldest member.)

Sound up.

If Alabama can declare all embryos are children, I’m declaring all streetlamps are lemurs.

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